1.) Sulk
2.) Sulk
3.) Practice your backyard casting.
4.) Sulk
5.) Sulk
6.) Go for a hike walk in a park
7.) Realize that your doctor was right and hiking walking in the park hurts quite badly
8.) Sulk
9.) Sulk
10.) Think about using all this time to be more productive in your day job better
11.) Remember you aren’t disciplined enough to do #10
12.) Sulk
13.) Sulk
14.) Find more dog accounts to follow on Instagram
15.) Sulk
16.) Feel nostalgic looking at old pictures
17.) Feel even more nostalgic looking at really old pictures
19.) Sulk
20.) Drink
21.) Dunkenly sulk
22.) Ignore doctors orders, experience unimaginable pain
23.) Sulk
24.) Plan a trip for every season of the next year, just in case you’re better by then
25.) Sulk sulk sulk
26.) Write a 1300 word review of a fly reel
27.) Get hopeful, try doing something fun
28.) Spend the next two days recovering from that fun thing
29.) Sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk
30.) Hope
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31. Learn to knit.
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Angie has tried to teach me! Somehow I can tie flies just fine but come up all thumbs when I try to knit.
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Awesome pics! I couldn’t imagine what its like being told you can’t hunt and fish
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Thanks, Mike! Hopefully it will be a quick recovery
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