This is the pika.
THE PIKA WHO REALLY WISHES HE HAD USED THE KLEENEX WITH ALOE SO HIS STUPID NOSE WOULD STOP HURTING
THE ONLY PIKA PEOPLE SEEM TO CARE ABOUT
THE PIKA WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE ME WHEN I GET CALLED INTO MY BOSSES OFFICE
THE PIKA WHO IS MORE THAN HAPPY TO POSE FOR YOUR PERFECT SCIENCE PICTURE
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